Ubuntu For Android: A Lose-Lose

Ubuntu for Android has been the talk of the town for the last few days. What is purports to do is bring a Linux desktop experience to you from a phones docking station. It looks like they’re seriously pushing it for the motorola atrix. Reason being the motorola has HDMI out (something standard on androids nowadays) but it also is one of the few phones with a keyboard and dock. Sounds great, right?

Well, no actually.

For the power user, it’s a lose-lose because the power user probably has a linux desktop. There’s really zero incentive to run ubuntu in the background except to eat your battery and storage because you can’t access it while your phone isn’t docked. For the people that do actually use this sort of device, they probably already own a tablet or a laptop. More on the point, there’s two ports of openoffice to the droid, and there’s google’s own office offering along with document storage in the cloud. The services are already there for android without having to switch out from android to another OS.

The second glaring problem for power users is that you can’t install another Linux on the phone. Say my preference is RedHat’s desktop (which is actually the defacto linux desktop in business). What do I do with a phone with ubuntu installed on it? Not a lot, clearly. What if I want to load another OS on it? Too bad. What if I want to run a second android OS on the phone? Too bad.

That last bit is really important. The way the Android OS is engineered there’s a setting for the screen size (pixel density) to determine which apps run in which modes or which apps are compatible for a given device. What I would do if I were Motorola is instead of entertaining Ubuntu on the phone (which really doesn’t bring any value to the device) I would run a second android on the phone and leverage googles sharing services. The first android would be configured for battery savings (no HW acceleration) and the second android would be configured for speed (all HW acceleration). Dock it and you bring up the second android, which looks just like the first except all the settings are geared towards making it a tablet or desktop.

What about the casual users? Casual users will first notice a several GB partition missing from their phones which supposedly have 16GB of storage. Unlike the dual android setup above, each OS in this ubuntu-phone shit sandwich needs it’s own resources. Secondly they’re going to notice the apps don’t run correctly without pixel density being set correctly. Games, which you would reasonably expect to work nicely and look better on a PC screen simply aren’t going to work because their UI isn’t geared towards a keyboard and mouse. Finally why ubuntu at all? Casual users want either a Windows PC or a Mac. They won’t understand why the resources (documents, spreadsheets, etc) aren’t available in both. Ubuntu can use google’s cloud storage, but Android can’t use Ubuntu-One, which makes the biggest sellingpoint of an ubuntu tablet a liability instead of a bonus.

Finally, why a 2.x series android OS?

Ubuntu needs to stay the hell off my phone.