Cops in Snow

God I love our local police. Stupid cop pulls me over tonight. “It’s a SNOW EMERGENCY!” I explained I was out getting baby food and I didn’t want to be out here either. He says it’s a BAJILLION DOLLAR fine if I get stuck and he’s going to be nice and cut me loose. “Don’t get stuck!” From behind me I heard the wheels spinning on the cruiser. I leaned out the window – “Officer, DON’T GET STUCK HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA”