Is Your Baby a Racist?

Toddlers who dislike spicy food are racists.

The National Children’s Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.

This could include a child of as young as three who says “yuk” in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.

Other signs of racism in toddlers include insisting on wearing booties equipped with hobnails, obsessions with pastels or white laces on their clothes, being born with little or no visible hair in the skinhead tradition and being unable to distinguish objects in color and preferring black and white, separated contrasts.