Liveblogging the Republican Debate

(8:01:07 PM) Jon G: http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com/
(8:01:39 PM) Me: this is your blog?
(8:01:51 PM) Jon G: i’m one of the writers
(8:03:36 PM) Me: gold standard
(8:03:36 PM) Me: lol
(8:03:42 PM) Me: THIS IS OLD NEWS ABOUT HTE HIGHWAY
(8:03:50 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha there is no highway
(8:03:53 PM) Jon G: never
(8:03:55 PM) Jon G: ever
(8:03:59 PM) Jon G: and the amero was made up by hal turner
(8:04:27 PM) Me: notice how he wasn’t invited to the CBS debate tonight?
(8:04:49 PM) Jon G: yeah he was. only ones not invited were on democrat side
(8:05:48 PM) Me: No he wasn’t
(8:05:53 PM) Me: are you smoking gay again?
(8:06:09 PM) Jon G: you might be thinking of the fox news debate. that was actually cancled over 5 weeks before the news broke that he wasn’t invited
(8:07:14 PM) Me: you’re right I am smoking gay
(8:07:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha rudy wants to enact a national id card
(8:07:25 PM) Me: oh please, he’s a facist
(8:07:39 PM) Jon G: i really do hate him. do you want to know why crime dropped in new york?
(8:07:57 PM) Jon G: the previous mayor hired over 500 new police recruits that started when rudy took over
(8:08:26 PM) Me: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/01/politics/main3663863.shtml
(8:08:47 PM) Me: Was it because he printed facism like money?
(8:09:06 PM) Jon G: also busing homeless to neighboring counties
(8:09:19 PM) Me: yeah he should have just set them on fire
(8:10:51 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha i hate romney so much
(8:11:17 PM) Me: I hate everyone but Fred Thompson, and that’s only because I fear him.
(8:11:24 PM) Jon G: yes well
(8:11:36 PM) Jon G: no seriously i hate him so much
(8:11:46 PM) Jon G: thompson is just funny because of law and order
(8:12:33 PM) Me: How come you hate Mitt?
(8:12:35 PM) Me: mitt loves you
(8:12:43 PM) Me: is it because his wife is hot?
(8:12:51 PM) Jon G: his wives you mean
(8:12:58 PM) Me: right, he’s greedy
(8:13:07 PM) Jon G: oh snap, rudy is rolling out the reagan slams
(8:14:14 PM) Me: That is the END of him in the party
(8:14:28 PM) Me: EVERYONE loves reagan
(8:14:31 PM) Me: I even have a tee shirt
(8:14:45 PM) Jon G: no, he was romney since reagan actually supported amnesty for illegals
(8:15:03 PM) Jon G: “reagan is the hero of our party and he supported amnesty” was his quote
(8:15:41 PM) Me: he did not
(8:15:48 PM) Jon G: tell that to rudy
(8:15:50 PM) Me: he said that ANYONE should be able to immigrate and become naturalized
(8:16:07 PM) Me: but that’s distinctly different than letting people in as “guest workers”
(8:16:42 PM) Jon G: god paul looks so tired
(8:16:47 PM) Me: I . . . have thought of America as a place in the divine scheme of things that was set aside as a promised land . . . [A]nd the price of admission was very simple . . . Any place in the world and any person from these places; any person with the courage, with the desire to tear up their roots, to strive for freedom, to attempt and dare to live in a strange and foreign place, to travel halfway across the world was welcome here . . . I believe that God in shedding his grace on this country has always in this divine scheme of things kept an eye on our land and guided it as a promised land for these people.
(8:16:50 PM) Me: that’s reagan
(8:16:53 PM) Me: he should
(8:16:59 PM) Jon G: hey, i didn’t say it rudy did
(8:17:01 PM) Me: he’s delivering another 1000 babies tonight
(8:17:07 PM) Me: Rudy needs to go die
(8:17:12 PM) Me: but you know what won’t kill him?
(8:17:17 PM) Jon G: gold?
(8:17:28 PM) Me: ALL THE GUNS HE GRABBED
(8:17:30 PM) Jon G: oh good, bucktooth faggot is talking now
(8:17:45 PM) Jon G: he wants to build a wall now and thinks we can do it in 1 month
(8:17:49 PM) Me: can I watch this live somewhere?
(8:17:53 PM) Jon G: channel 4
(8:18:02 PM) Me: NO KELLY IS WATCHING GAY, I MEAN ROME
(8:18:06 PM) Jon G: i love rome
(8:18:16 PM) Me: you would, boylover.
(8:19:13 PM) Jon G: http://abcnews.go.com/
(8:19:23 PM) Jon G: WOOO RON PAUL IS TALKING
(8:19:40 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhha “anyone that looks like an immagrint would need an id which opens us for a national id”
(8:19:48 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHHHA WELFARE STATE
(8:19:49 PM) Jon G: WOOOOO
(8:20:04 PM) Jon G: OH GOD MCCAINS FACE
(8:20:05 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHAHAH
(8:20:12 PM) Jon G: RON PAUL SAID HOSPITALS SHOULD NOT TREAT ILLEGALS
(8:20:23 PM) Jon G: everyone is staring at him in horror
(8:20:35 PM) Jon G: josh you should have seen mccains face
(8:20:36 PM) Me: I got it
(8:20:38 PM) Jon G: it was sheer horror
(8:20:43 PM) Me: WHAT HAPPENS IF THE HOSPITAL CLOSES?!
(8:20:46 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHA
(8:20:58 PM) Jon G: I love ron paul so much
(8:21:00 PM) Jon G: you have no idea
(8:22:32 PM) Jon G: cool i hate romney so much
(8:22:46 PM) Me: lol
(8:22:49 PM) Me: wait until it’s free
(8:23:09 PM) Jon G: I can’t wait.
(8:23:32 PM) Me: GO FRED THOMPSON
(8:23:39 PM) Me: OBAMA IS BLACK, LOCK HIM UP.
(8:23:41 PM) Jon G: he looks like he is about to die
(8:23:52 PM) Jon G: but ron’s hands seemed to be shaking a lot
(8:24:19 PM) Me: Fred is really low key
(8:24:22 PM) Me: I blame whiskye
(8:24:26 PM) Jon G: i have no doubt
(8:24:31 PM) Jon G: I HATE ANYONE THAT USES WELFARE STATE
(8:24:38 PM) Jon G: all it means is they dont understand welfare
(8:24:38 PM) Me: IT’S TRUE
(8:24:40 PM) Me: HE WANTS IT
(8:24:43 PM) Me: HE TOTALLY WANTS IT
(8:24:45 PM) Me: YOU KNOW WHY?
(8:24:59 PM) Jon G: ?
(8:25:03 PM) Me: HE’S BLACK
(8:25:08 PM) Me: MCCAIN MADE A FUNNY
(8:25:09 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha
(8:25:20 PM) Jon G: mccain looks like he got rid of the walnuts in his cheeks
(8:25:29 PM) Me: also the sun
(8:25:36 PM) Me: he looks like a cave fish
(8:25:48 PM) Me: I think I saw one of them once – I was horrified it had a seat on senate.
(8:26:26 PM) Jon G: god i hate rudy
(8:26:38 PM) Jon G: every time he talks i get angry
(8:26:43 PM) Me: Yeah
(8:26:49 PM) Me: he also looks like he needs a red armband
(8:26:53 PM) Me: and a sexy hat
(8:26:54 PM) Jon G: when has obama said he would raise taxes you fucking moron rudy
(8:27:00 PM) Jon G: i just want to hit him
(8:27:22 PM) Me: IN IOWA
(8:27:44 PM) Me: They asked him “how are you going to pay for all this” and he said “our spenocrat masters think we should raise taxes”
(8:28:11 PM) Me: ohhh huckabee thefting the ron paul platform
(8:28:14 PM) Jon G: i know
(8:28:17 PM) Me: also guiliani is drawing a penis
(8:28:30 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha i think hte republicans know they are fucked so hard
(8:28:41 PM) Jon G: mainly because obama actually got the youth vote
(8:28:48 PM) Me: I doubt that, I think people are incredibly scared of a one party government
(8:28:54 PM) Me: I’m not voting for him
(8:28:57 PM) Me: I’m young
(8:29:05 PM) Jon G: you are almost above 25
(8:29:05 PM) Me: I’m voting for Fred Thompson, he appeals to me
(8:29:13 PM) Me: Dude I’m 26
(8:29:19 PM) Jon G: hahahahha even better
(8:29:31 PM) Me: WHO LET SCARECROW INTO THIS DEBATE?
(8:29:34 PM) Me: Ooops it’s ron paul
(8:29:35 PM) Jon G: but obama is drawing in the 18-25s that did no not normally vote
(8:29:52 PM) Me: don’t you mean ron paul?
(8:29:58 PM) Me: rEVOLution!
(8:30:06 PM) Jon G: no, obama has a much greater support base among young
(8:30:13 PM) Jon G: oh good income tax bullshit
(8:30:16 PM) Me: when’s the last time you saw an obama blimp?
(8:30:30 PM) Me: a blimp is a thing for young people (before they learn enough history to know about Hitler’s airship)
(8:30:35 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHHAHA FREE MARKET ECONOMICS

Not even austria uses the austrian school of economics
(8:30:45 PM) Me: FREE MARKET ECONOMICS. THE POOR CAN BUY THEIR WAY INTO THE MIDDLE CLASS.
(8:30:45 PM) Jon G: god ron paul is a huge idiot
(8:30:57 PM) Me: I’m doing shots every time he brings up economics.
(8:31:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahaha i am just drinking heavily
(8:31:21 PM) Me: WTF kind of question is that aside of “yes”
(8:31:26 PM) Me: oh please more ron paul
(8:31:37 PM) Me: OH PLEASE TALK ABOUT GOLD.
(8:31:42 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:43 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:43 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:46 PM) Me: OH GOD I CAME
(8:31:50 PM) Jon G: uhh no oil wasn’t 27 a barrel
(8:31:57 PM) Jon G: oh here it comes
(8:32:20 PM) Jon G: damn i didn’t hear gold mentioned
(8:32:32 PM) Jon G: you have to remind me when paul is on
(8:32:32 PM) Me: Thompson is getting his rubber stamp, he’s going to do some paperwork
(8:32:42 PM) Me: Dude check my away message
(8:32:44 PM) Jon G: he’s reading his script for the new law and order movie
(8:32:44 PM) Me: click the link
(8:32:49 PM) Jon G: i have it on tv
(8:32:56 PM) Me: he’s got nothing better to do while paul is on TV, might as well
(8:33:11 PM) Jon G: oh shit, mccain just committed suicide
(8:33:20 PM) Me: ON WHAT?
(8:33:29 PM) Jon G: he admitted we have aproblem with global warming
(8:33:46 PM) Jon G: time for him to run as a independent
(8:33:48 PM) Me: yeah that’s not too much of a core problem in the party
(8:34:05 PM) Me: THOMPSON TALKS ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS
(8:34:27 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah free market economics=austrian school of economics=huge joke among actual economics
(8:34:38 PM) Me: I LOVE THOMPSON
(8:34:41 PM) Me: I WOULD HAVE HIS BABIES
(8:34:47 PM) Me: He talks about oil and politics
(8:34:57 PM) Me: And he’s like “Chinese india chinese africa”
(8:35:59 PM) Me: AAAAARGH GUILIANI
(8:36:01 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha france is kicking our ass
(8:36:01 PM) Me: PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
(8:36:10 PM) Me: “We need to do energy like a man on the moon”
(8:36:21 PM) Me: Chiner?
(8:36:25 PM) Me: what country is chiner?
(8:36:26 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahaha i hope ron paul replies to this
(8:36:36 PM) Jon G: jersey accent
(8:36:57 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahahahahahahha what the hell did huckabee just say?
(8:37:08 PM) Me: He said something about making nuclear bombs
(8:37:12 PM) Jon G: the new electric cars get the equivelent of over 150 mpg
(8:37:22 PM) Me: I have a car that can do 100 miles to the gallon – THE PRIUS
(8:37:26 PM) Me: GO SEND YOUR MONEY TO JAPAN ASSHOLE
(8:37:29 PM) Jon G: i know
(8:37:50 PM) Me: 2010 is going to be the fucking apocalypse. Mitsubishi has an all electric car that comes with a GENERATOR THE SIZE OF A LUNCHBOX.
(8:37:54 PM) Me: A FUCKING LUNCHBOX
(8:38:03 PM) Jon G: oh god i just came
(8:38:42 PM) Me: Awww, I just got a Romney hug, I feel good with him being all inclusive.
(8:39:29 PM) Me: TELL RON PAUL NOT TO TOUCH MY CANDIDATE
(8:39:37 PM) Me: HE TOUCHED THOMPSON
(8:40:23 PM) Me: Haha, Obama was at the back
(8:40:27 PM) Me: OF THE STAGE
(8:40:31 PM) Jon G: yeah suck on obama
(8:40:42 PM) Jon G: he is going to destroy you guys
(8:40:47 PM) Me: oh please
(8:40:55 PM) Me: the bible belt gives him the nigga vote?
(8:41:09 PM) Me: (Hell I’ll vote for him if it comes down to guiliani or him)
(8:41:32 PM) Jon G: hahahahaha iowa is white as it gets
(8:41:43 PM) Jon G: plus bible belt is normally repub
(8:42:17 PM) Me: IOWA is a bit north for the bible belt

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