Liveblogging the Democrat Debate

(9:01:07 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahha keep telling yourself that
(9:01:17 PM) Me: I WILL
(9:01:38 PM) Me: I think it’s going to be thin, but I don’t see clinton or obama winning it
(9:01:47 PM) Jon G: clinton no, obama yes
(9:01:51 PM) Me: God admiral ackbar is in this one
(9:02:05 PM) Me: Who is the fish between clintoin and obama?
(9:02:09 PM) Jon G: he really has mobalized the youth vote and women are voting for him in greater numbers than they are for hilary
(9:02:12 PM) Jon G: let me chck
(9:03:02 PM) Me: dude ron paul owns the youth vote
(9:03:06 PM) Jon G: nope
(9:03:08 PM) Me: all those babies he delivered
(9:03:13 PM) Me: they’re voting for him
(9:03:18 PM) Jon G: oh hahahaha you were joking
(9:03:25 PM) Me: no, no not really
(9:03:32 PM) Jon G: but obama has a lot more grassroots support among youth
(9:03:50 PM) Me: Yeah, go obama, bomb pakistan
(9:03:52 PM) Jon G: paultards are just louder while the others actually vote
(9:03:54 PM) Me: NOT LIKE THEY’RE ALLIES OR ANYTHING
(9:04:21 PM) Me: NO-ONE BELIEVE AL QUESADIA IS A THREAT AFTER IRAQ
(9:04:31 PM) Me: HE IS SMOKING REEFER OR SOMETHING
(9:05:26 PM) Me: ARGH HE’S ON CRACK. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE WAR IN IRAQ IS IF NOT A NONPROLIFERATION EXCERSIZE
(9:05:29 PM) Me: now he’s denying it
(9:05:32 PM) Me: good host, he called him on it
(9:05:39 PM) Jon G: god i hate edwards
(9:05:57 PM) Me: Obama has good NLP
(9:06:08 PM) Me: “my job as commander in cheif will be…”
(9:07:15 PM) Me: Edwards too – he’s also outlining the bush doctorine
(9:07:41 PM) Me: rid the world of nukes
(9:07:42 PM) Me: please
(9:07:51 PM) Me: “get all the guns at once and… shoot them all into SPAAAACE”
(9:07:59 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah
(9:08:08 PM) Me: The Fish wants to use diplomacy first
(9:08:16 PM) Me: BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY CALLED US BEFORE (/11
(9:08:19 PM) Jon G: is that richardson?
(9:08:22 PM) Me: HAY GUYS CAN WE NEGIOATE?
(9:08:26 PM) Me: ROR
(9:08:26 PM) Jon G: ok rudy
(9:09:02 PM) Me: oh please, the admiral says he would start with diplomacy, and then gone along and accuses his relation to pakistan as being too lax
(9:09:09 PM) Me: like wtf?
(9:09:15 PM) Jon G: and i have no idea who he is and would never vote for him
(9:09:19 PM) Me: Yeah
(9:09:22 PM) Me: Admiral Ackbar
(9:09:36 PM) Me: he was involved in the run on the Death Star when it was being assembled in the Pakistan FATAs.
(9:10:18 PM) Me: “If we have actionable intel which is real” (there should be a significant glance at hillery here)
(9:10:53 PM) Me: Do none of these people know what a federally administered tribal area here?
(9:11:15 PM) Me: Oh billery drags out his wife’s tomahawk strike
(9:11:25 PM) Me: and by his wife I mean Bill “Vagina” Clinton.
(9:11:55 PM) Jon G: HITLERY
(9:11:59 PM) Me: yeah seriously
(9:12:06 PM) Me: now she’s talking about blanketing the place in drones
(9:12:10 PM) Me: ARMED DRONES
(9:12:27 PM) Jon G: oh, I hate anyone that uses the term hitlery
(9:12:38 PM) Jon G: she is a lot more conservative than people give her credit for
(9:12:41 PM) Me: She has a point about the dots and the paks hating one another but this is another war from 10k feet, and this didn’t work in iraq.
(9:13:34 PM) Me: What failed policies? Do you want the drones there or not you stupid bitch?
(9:13:49 PM) Me: The bush administration walked away? WHO WAS THE ONE CALLING FOR WITHDRAWL?
(9:13:49 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:13:57 PM) Me: DOES SHE EVEN READ HER SCRIPT WHEN THEY HAND IT TO HER?
(9:14:41 PM) Me: The Fish is talking again about getting the musharrif to step down for a democratically elected country. I have no idea what his soapbox is and I suspect he’s Indian.
(9:15:01 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha who knows
(9:15:23 PM) Me: every time I hear “war of choice” I can’t help but think the speaker missed the bigger picture
(9:15:31 PM) Me: BECAUSE ISLAM IS ONLY IN PAKISTAN?
(9:15:41 PM) Me: Wasn’t one of his parents a Muslim?
(9:15:49 PM) Me: I hear his dad was Malcolm X and his mother was Rosa Parks.
(9:16:14 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahahaha ok fox news
(9:16:30 PM) Me: WHEN DID I CALL HIM A WELFARE QUEEN?
(9:16:40 PM) Jon G: they love pointing out he has a muslim parent
(9:16:50 PM) Me: yeah, and the guy in the pentagon got fired
(9:16:57 PM) Me: for saying Islam was violent and a significant force
(9:17:09 PM) Me: OH GOOD ONE EDWARDS, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS US WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON, THEY HAVE NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY.
(9:17:22 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha edwards is funny
(9:17:44 PM) Me: Edwards is running on the “obvious” platform
(9:18:40 PM) Me: Obama is going to fight nuclear proliferation by making nuclear stuff illegal
(9:18:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha
(9:18:55 PM) Me: OH SORRY HOW ABOUT EVERYONE TURNING IN THEIR KEYS AT THE DOOR
(9:19:21 PM) Me: good host again, he just cut obama down
(9:20:14 PM) Me: blah blah blah women talking about boats and computers.
(9:20:31 PM) Me: There is no safe haven? Why not just glass pakistan then?
(9:20:52 PM) Me: This once again talks about retialiation against states. WHAT IS THE WAR IN IRAQ?
(9:20:56 PM) Me: SOMEONE ASK THAT QUESTION.
(9:21:13 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha
(9:21:37 PM) Me: Oh the Fish is back. “I would bomb the deathstar”
(9:21:45 PM) Me: “They might cross a boarder”
(9:21:53 PM) Me: “They might smuggle it into the exhaust port”
(9:22:04 PM) Me: “We should make proton torpedos illegal”
(9:22:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahhaha
(9:22:18 PM) Me: “I bet Kim Jong Il wants proton torpedos”
(9:22:22 PM) Jon G: you are hammered arn’t you
(9:22:25 PM) Me: SHUT UP
(9:22:26 PM) Me: FAGGOT
(9:22:36 PM) Me: THIS IS ALL BEING BLOGGED
(9:23:40 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahaha
(9:23:44 PM) Me: I drink because I don’t want to live until 2017
(9:23:52 PM) Me: that’s when they cut my social security.
(9:24:04 PM) Jon G: holy shit you are
(9:24:05 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha
(9:25:03 PM) Me: Oh I’m sorry billery, REPUBLICAN DOMINATION? WHO HAS A MAJORITY AT THE MOMENT?
(9:25:19 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhah if bush keeps things up it is going to get so much worse
(9:25:28 PM) Jon G: bush had a 27 percent approval rate in iowa
(9:25:32 PM) Me: I am going to vote for him again.
(9:25:41 PM) Me: It’s not the worst
(9:25:46 PM) Me: Washington also resigned
(9:25:56 PM) Me: Most second term presidents are universally reviled
(9:25:57 PM) Jon G: and the democrats had more new caucus goers vote than republican had caucus goers
(9:26:11 PM) Me: In iowa?
(9:26:14 PM) Me: a blue state?
(9:26:38 PM) Me: blah blah blah healthcare time for another stout
(9:27:12 PM) Jon G: UHC is coming whether you faggots like it or not
(9:27:25 PM) Jon G: just like every other country in the world has
(9:28:41 PM) Me: oh because it worked so well when we called it social security
(9:28:53 PM) Jon G: oh it’s coming.
(9:29:26 PM) Jon G: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2732476
(9:29:30 PM) Me: Yeah OK spendocrats going to add another tax?
(9:29:39 PM) Me: ohhh hitlery takes him to task
(9:29:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah right now the gov. spends more on healthcare per capita then most countries with UHC
(9:29:55 PM) Me: I’ll read it in a bit
(9:29:57 PM) Me: I’m liveblogging
(9:30:27 PM) Jon G: oh right
(9:30:28 PM) Me: edwards looks awkward
(9:30:41 PM) Me: maybe someone should tell Obama to look to his right
(9:30:42 PM) Jon G: he is an excellent speaker but really just another politician
(9:30:57 PM) Me: “Oh god! It’s John Edwards!”
(9:31:02 PM) Me: who, obama?
(9:31:26 PM) Me: OH GOD, IT’S JOHN EDWARDS
(9:31:30 PM) Me: LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND
(9:31:56 PM) Me: NO! NOT THE FORCES OF STATUS QUO!
(9:32:08 PM) Me: THEY ARE ATTACKING.
(9:32:15 PM) Me: I BET THEY TANKED AL GORE
(9:32:22 PM) Jon G: no edwards
(9:32:42 PM) Me: An unfiltered debate. and who controls filter standards? THE FDA.
(9:33:08 PM) Me: Making change is a WOMANS JOB
(9:33:12 PM) Me: IT TAKES NINE MONTHS.
(9:33:27 PM) Me: WTF is she ON about helping New Hampshire? YOU WORK IN NEW YORK
(9:33:37 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhahaha
(9:33:46 PM) Jon G: oh snap he just slammed down
(9:34:00 PM) Me: See, she mentioned the drug companies. Clear evidence that the FDA supports the forces of this shadowy Status Quo figure.
(9:34:09 PM) Me: yeah sick burn
(9:34:12 PM) Me: hostages
(9:34:12 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:34:21 PM) Me: And then he turns to the Fish to lighten the mood.
(9:34:45 PM) Me: YEAH LETS TALK ABOUT HEALHCARTE. CHANGE THE TOPIC.
(9:34:46 PM) Me: CHANGE.
(9:34:48 PM) Me: WE NEED CHANGE
(9:34:49 PM) Me: CHANGE
(9:34:59 PM) Jon G: oh it is going to change.
(9:35:02 PM) Me: I am patenting that word and charging everyone a fucking dime for using it.
(9:35:04 PM) Jon G: which is why obama will win
(9:35:17 PM) Me: Why?
(9:35:21 PM) Me: he patented the word?
(9:35:34 PM) Me: You know who didn’t change?
(9:38:29 PM) Me: Every time Osama opens his mouth all I hear is “more government! more taxes! more handouts!”
(9:38:40 PM) Me: Do they tax the handouts? I mean WTF?
(9:39:03 PM) Me: TEH SURGE IS WORKING
(9:39:04 PM) Me: SUCK IT
(9:39:27 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha and putting up a huge wall wouldn’t take more money?
(9:39:36 PM) Jon G: more troops overseas wouldn’t be more money?
(9:40:06 PM) Me: I don’t know about the wall, but the troops overseas get paid about the same as the troops at home
(9:40:10 PM) Me: you can’t just fire the military
(9:40:29 PM) Jon G: screw the military i’m joining the air corps http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com/2008/01/join-ron-paul-air-corps.html
(9:40:45 PM) Me: how about the mechant marines?
(9:41:05 PM) Me: “Within 60 days I’ll start that withdrawl”
(9:41:15 PM) Me: I bet Bush is going to start it before you when the surge is over
(9:41:26 PM) Me: The Fish is going off about nonsense again
(9:41:39 PM) Me: “We can just LEGISLATE them! LEGISLATE THEM TO DEATH”
(9:41:53 PM) Me: Actually there have been regional elections fuckwit
(9:41:56 PM) Me: WHO IS HE?
(9:41:59 PM) Me: WHO LET HIM IN?
(9:42:14 PM) Me: YES THEY HAVE PARTICIPATED IN A REGIONAL SOLUTION, IT INVOLVED HAMAS
(9:43:46 PM) Me: Obama is high again. Has there been another WTC? no? I would say that’s an improvement in the security situation.
(9:43:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha there has
(9:43:59 PM) Me: does he smoke reefer off screen or what?
(9:44:05 PM) Me: OK WHERE?
(9:44:09 PM) Me: RON PAUL DOESN’T COUNT.
(9:45:15 PM) Me: Is obama talking about genocide or what? “De baathification”?
(9:45:29 PM) Me: I hear kenya is currently practicing a cleansing also
(9:47:16 PM) Me: Edwards just said “cut and run” in about 10,000 words
(9:47:25 PM) Me: the Fish looks bored.
(9:47:45 PM) Me: GOD WHY TALK TO THE FISH?
(9:47:50 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:48:45 PM) Me: Admiral Ackbar DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
(9:50:43 PM) Me: Clinton goes from talking about withdrawl to talking about all the Iraqis we’re leaving behind
(9:50:53 PM) Me: typical woman: doesn’t know what she wants

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