Liveblogging the Democrat Debate

(9:01:07 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahha keep telling yourself that
(9:01:17 PM) Me: I WILL
(9:01:38 PM) Me: I think it’s going to be thin, but I don’t see clinton or obama winning it
(9:01:47 PM) Jon G: clinton no, obama yes
(9:01:51 PM) Me: God admiral ackbar is in this one
(9:02:05 PM) Me: Who is the fish between clintoin and obama?
(9:02:09 PM) Jon G: he really has mobalized the youth vote and women are voting for him in greater numbers than they are for hilary
(9:02:12 PM) Jon G: let me chck
(9:03:02 PM) Me: dude ron paul owns the youth vote
(9:03:06 PM) Jon G: nope
(9:03:08 PM) Me: all those babies he delivered
(9:03:13 PM) Me: they’re voting for him
(9:03:18 PM) Jon G: oh hahahaha you were joking
(9:03:25 PM) Me: no, no not really
(9:03:32 PM) Jon G: but obama has a lot more grassroots support among youth
(9:03:50 PM) Me: Yeah, go obama, bomb pakistan
(9:03:52 PM) Jon G: paultards are just louder while the others actually vote
(9:03:54 PM) Me: NOT LIKE THEY’RE ALLIES OR ANYTHING
(9:04:21 PM) Me: NO-ONE BELIEVE AL QUESADIA IS A THREAT AFTER IRAQ
(9:04:31 PM) Me: HE IS SMOKING REEFER OR SOMETHING
(9:05:26 PM) Me: ARGH HE’S ON CRACK. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE WAR IN IRAQ IS IF NOT A NONPROLIFERATION EXCERSIZE
(9:05:29 PM) Me: now he’s denying it
(9:05:32 PM) Me: good host, he called him on it
(9:05:39 PM) Jon G: god i hate edwards
(9:05:57 PM) Me: Obama has good NLP
(9:06:08 PM) Me: “my job as commander in cheif will be…”
(9:07:15 PM) Me: Edwards too – he’s also outlining the bush doctorine
(9:07:41 PM) Me: rid the world of nukes
(9:07:42 PM) Me: please
(9:07:51 PM) Me: “get all the guns at once and… shoot them all into SPAAAACE”
(9:07:59 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah
(9:08:08 PM) Me: The Fish wants to use diplomacy first
(9:08:16 PM) Me: BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY CALLED US BEFORE (/11
(9:08:19 PM) Jon G: is that richardson?
(9:08:22 PM) Me: HAY GUYS CAN WE NEGIOATE?
(9:08:26 PM) Me: ROR
(9:08:26 PM) Jon G: ok rudy
(9:09:02 PM) Me: oh please, the admiral says he would start with diplomacy, and then gone along and accuses his relation to pakistan as being too lax
(9:09:09 PM) Me: like wtf?
(9:09:15 PM) Jon G: and i have no idea who he is and would never vote for him
(9:09:19 PM) Me: Yeah
(9:09:22 PM) Me: Admiral Ackbar
(9:09:36 PM) Me: he was involved in the run on the Death Star when it was being assembled in the Pakistan FATAs.
(9:10:18 PM) Me: “If we have actionable intel which is real” (there should be a significant glance at hillery here)
(9:10:53 PM) Me: Do none of these people know what a federally administered tribal area here?
(9:11:15 PM) Me: Oh billery drags out his wife’s tomahawk strike
(9:11:25 PM) Me: and by his wife I mean Bill “Vagina” Clinton.
(9:11:55 PM) Jon G: HITLERY
(9:11:59 PM) Me: yeah seriously
(9:12:06 PM) Me: now she’s talking about blanketing the place in drones
(9:12:10 PM) Me: ARMED DRONES
(9:12:27 PM) Jon G: oh, I hate anyone that uses the term hitlery
(9:12:38 PM) Jon G: she is a lot more conservative than people give her credit for
(9:12:41 PM) Me: She has a point about the dots and the paks hating one another but this is another war from 10k feet, and this didn’t work in iraq.
(9:13:34 PM) Me: What failed policies? Do you want the drones there or not you stupid bitch?
(9:13:49 PM) Me: The bush administration walked away? WHO WAS THE ONE CALLING FOR WITHDRAWL?
(9:13:49 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:13:57 PM) Me: DOES SHE EVEN READ HER SCRIPT WHEN THEY HAND IT TO HER?
(9:14:41 PM) Me: The Fish is talking again about getting the musharrif to step down for a democratically elected country. I have no idea what his soapbox is and I suspect he’s Indian.
(9:15:01 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha who knows
(9:15:23 PM) Me: every time I hear “war of choice” I can’t help but think the speaker missed the bigger picture
(9:15:31 PM) Me: BECAUSE ISLAM IS ONLY IN PAKISTAN?
(9:15:41 PM) Me: Wasn’t one of his parents a Muslim?
(9:15:49 PM) Me: I hear his dad was Malcolm X and his mother was Rosa Parks.
(9:16:14 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahahaha ok fox news
(9:16:30 PM) Me: WHEN DID I CALL HIM A WELFARE QUEEN?
(9:16:40 PM) Jon G: they love pointing out he has a muslim parent
(9:16:50 PM) Me: yeah, and the guy in the pentagon got fired
(9:16:57 PM) Me: for saying Islam was violent and a significant force
(9:17:09 PM) Me: OH GOOD ONE EDWARDS, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS US WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON, THEY HAVE NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY.
(9:17:22 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha edwards is funny
(9:17:44 PM) Me: Edwards is running on the “obvious” platform
(9:18:40 PM) Me: Obama is going to fight nuclear proliferation by making nuclear stuff illegal
(9:18:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha
(9:18:55 PM) Me: OH SORRY HOW ABOUT EVERYONE TURNING IN THEIR KEYS AT THE DOOR
(9:19:21 PM) Me: good host again, he just cut obama down
(9:20:14 PM) Me: blah blah blah women talking about boats and computers.
(9:20:31 PM) Me: There is no safe haven? Why not just glass pakistan then?
(9:20:52 PM) Me: This once again talks about retialiation against states. WHAT IS THE WAR IN IRAQ?
(9:20:56 PM) Me: SOMEONE ASK THAT QUESTION.
(9:21:13 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha
(9:21:37 PM) Me: Oh the Fish is back. “I would bomb the deathstar”
(9:21:45 PM) Me: “They might cross a boarder”
(9:21:53 PM) Me: “They might smuggle it into the exhaust port”
(9:22:04 PM) Me: “We should make proton torpedos illegal”
(9:22:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahhaha
(9:22:18 PM) Me: “I bet Kim Jong Il wants proton torpedos”
(9:22:22 PM) Jon G: you are hammered arn’t you
(9:22:25 PM) Me: SHUT UP
(9:22:26 PM) Me: FAGGOT
(9:22:36 PM) Me: THIS IS ALL BEING BLOGGED
(9:23:40 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahaha
(9:23:44 PM) Me: I drink because I don’t want to live until 2017
(9:23:52 PM) Me: that’s when they cut my social security.
(9:24:04 PM) Jon G: holy shit you are
(9:24:05 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha
(9:25:03 PM) Me: Oh I’m sorry billery, REPUBLICAN DOMINATION? WHO HAS A MAJORITY AT THE MOMENT?
(9:25:19 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhah if bush keeps things up it is going to get so much worse
(9:25:28 PM) Jon G: bush had a 27 percent approval rate in iowa
(9:25:32 PM) Me: I am going to vote for him again.
(9:25:41 PM) Me: It’s not the worst
(9:25:46 PM) Me: Washington also resigned
(9:25:56 PM) Me: Most second term presidents are universally reviled
(9:25:57 PM) Jon G: and the democrats had more new caucus goers vote than republican had caucus goers
(9:26:11 PM) Me: In iowa?
(9:26:14 PM) Me: a blue state?
(9:26:38 PM) Me: blah blah blah healthcare time for another stout
(9:27:12 PM) Jon G: UHC is coming whether you faggots like it or not
(9:27:25 PM) Jon G: just like every other country in the world has
(9:28:41 PM) Me: oh because it worked so well when we called it social security
(9:28:53 PM) Jon G: oh it’s coming.
(9:29:26 PM) Jon G: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2732476
(9:29:30 PM) Me: Yeah OK spendocrats going to add another tax?
(9:29:39 PM) Me: ohhh hitlery takes him to task
(9:29:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah right now the gov. spends more on healthcare per capita then most countries with UHC
(9:29:55 PM) Me: I’ll read it in a bit
(9:29:57 PM) Me: I’m liveblogging
(9:30:27 PM) Jon G: oh right
(9:30:28 PM) Me: edwards looks awkward
(9:30:41 PM) Me: maybe someone should tell Obama to look to his right
(9:30:42 PM) Jon G: he is an excellent speaker but really just another politician
(9:30:57 PM) Me: “Oh god! It’s John Edwards!”
(9:31:02 PM) Me: who, obama?
(9:31:26 PM) Me: OH GOD, IT’S JOHN EDWARDS
(9:31:30 PM) Me: LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND
(9:31:56 PM) Me: NO! NOT THE FORCES OF STATUS QUO!
(9:32:08 PM) Me: THEY ARE ATTACKING.
(9:32:15 PM) Me: I BET THEY TANKED AL GORE
(9:32:22 PM) Jon G: no edwards
(9:32:42 PM) Me: An unfiltered debate. and who controls filter standards? THE FDA.
(9:33:08 PM) Me: Making change is a WOMANS JOB
(9:33:12 PM) Me: IT TAKES NINE MONTHS.
(9:33:27 PM) Me: WTF is she ON about helping New Hampshire? YOU WORK IN NEW YORK
(9:33:37 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhahaha
(9:33:46 PM) Jon G: oh snap he just slammed down
(9:34:00 PM) Me: See, she mentioned the drug companies. Clear evidence that the FDA supports the forces of this shadowy Status Quo figure.
(9:34:09 PM) Me: yeah sick burn
(9:34:12 PM) Me: hostages
(9:34:12 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:34:21 PM) Me: And then he turns to the Fish to lighten the mood.
(9:34:45 PM) Me: YEAH LETS TALK ABOUT HEALHCARTE. CHANGE THE TOPIC.
(9:34:46 PM) Me: CHANGE.
(9:34:48 PM) Me: WE NEED CHANGE
(9:34:49 PM) Me: CHANGE
(9:34:59 PM) Jon G: oh it is going to change.
(9:35:02 PM) Me: I am patenting that word and charging everyone a fucking dime for using it.
(9:35:04 PM) Jon G: which is why obama will win
(9:35:17 PM) Me: Why?
(9:35:21 PM) Me: he patented the word?
(9:35:34 PM) Me: You know who didn’t change?
(9:38:29 PM) Me: Every time Osama opens his mouth all I hear is “more government! more taxes! more handouts!”
(9:38:40 PM) Me: Do they tax the handouts? I mean WTF?
(9:39:03 PM) Me: TEH SURGE IS WORKING
(9:39:04 PM) Me: SUCK IT
(9:39:27 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha and putting up a huge wall wouldn’t take more money?
(9:39:36 PM) Jon G: more troops overseas wouldn’t be more money?
(9:40:06 PM) Me: I don’t know about the wall, but the troops overseas get paid about the same as the troops at home
(9:40:10 PM) Me: you can’t just fire the military
(9:40:29 PM) Jon G: screw the military i’m joining the air corps http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com/2008/01/join-ron-paul-air-corps.html
(9:40:45 PM) Me: how about the mechant marines?
(9:41:05 PM) Me: “Within 60 days I’ll start that withdrawl”
(9:41:15 PM) Me: I bet Bush is going to start it before you when the surge is over
(9:41:26 PM) Me: The Fish is going off about nonsense again
(9:41:39 PM) Me: “We can just LEGISLATE them! LEGISLATE THEM TO DEATH”
(9:41:53 PM) Me: Actually there have been regional elections fuckwit
(9:41:56 PM) Me: WHO IS HE?
(9:41:59 PM) Me: WHO LET HIM IN?
(9:42:14 PM) Me: YES THEY HAVE PARTICIPATED IN A REGIONAL SOLUTION, IT INVOLVED HAMAS
(9:43:46 PM) Me: Obama is high again. Has there been another WTC? no? I would say that’s an improvement in the security situation.
(9:43:52 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha there has
(9:43:59 PM) Me: does he smoke reefer off screen or what?
(9:44:05 PM) Me: OK WHERE?
(9:44:09 PM) Me: RON PAUL DOESN’T COUNT.
(9:45:15 PM) Me: Is obama talking about genocide or what? “De baathification”?
(9:45:29 PM) Me: I hear kenya is currently practicing a cleansing also
(9:47:16 PM) Me: Edwards just said “cut and run” in about 10,000 words
(9:47:25 PM) Me: the Fish looks bored.
(9:47:45 PM) Me: GOD WHY TALK TO THE FISH?
(9:47:50 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhaha
(9:48:45 PM) Me: Admiral Ackbar DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR IT.
(9:50:43 PM) Me: Clinton goes from talking about withdrawl to talking about all the Iraqis we’re leaving behind
(9:50:53 PM) Me: typical woman: doesn’t know what she wants

Liveblogging the Republican Debate

(8:01:07 PM) Jon G: http://ronpaulsurvivalreport.blogspot.com/
(8:01:39 PM) Me: this is your blog?
(8:01:51 PM) Jon G: i’m one of the writers
(8:03:36 PM) Me: gold standard
(8:03:36 PM) Me: lol
(8:03:42 PM) Me: THIS IS OLD NEWS ABOUT HTE HIGHWAY
(8:03:50 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha there is no highway
(8:03:53 PM) Jon G: never
(8:03:55 PM) Jon G: ever
(8:03:59 PM) Jon G: and the amero was made up by hal turner
(8:04:27 PM) Me: notice how he wasn’t invited to the CBS debate tonight?
(8:04:49 PM) Jon G: yeah he was. only ones not invited were on democrat side
(8:05:48 PM) Me: No he wasn’t
(8:05:53 PM) Me: are you smoking gay again?
(8:06:09 PM) Jon G: you might be thinking of the fox news debate. that was actually cancled over 5 weeks before the news broke that he wasn’t invited
(8:07:14 PM) Me: you’re right I am smoking gay
(8:07:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha rudy wants to enact a national id card
(8:07:25 PM) Me: oh please, he’s a facist
(8:07:39 PM) Jon G: i really do hate him. do you want to know why crime dropped in new york?
(8:07:57 PM) Jon G: the previous mayor hired over 500 new police recruits that started when rudy took over
(8:08:26 PM) Me: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/01/01/politics/main3663863.shtml
(8:08:47 PM) Me: Was it because he printed facism like money?
(8:09:06 PM) Jon G: also busing homeless to neighboring counties
(8:09:19 PM) Me: yeah he should have just set them on fire
(8:10:51 PM) Jon G: hahahahahha i hate romney so much
(8:11:17 PM) Me: I hate everyone but Fred Thompson, and that’s only because I fear him.
(8:11:24 PM) Jon G: yes well
(8:11:36 PM) Jon G: no seriously i hate him so much
(8:11:46 PM) Jon G: thompson is just funny because of law and order
(8:12:33 PM) Me: How come you hate Mitt?
(8:12:35 PM) Me: mitt loves you
(8:12:43 PM) Me: is it because his wife is hot?
(8:12:51 PM) Jon G: his wives you mean
(8:12:58 PM) Me: right, he’s greedy
(8:13:07 PM) Jon G: oh snap, rudy is rolling out the reagan slams
(8:14:14 PM) Me: That is the END of him in the party
(8:14:28 PM) Me: EVERYONE loves reagan
(8:14:31 PM) Me: I even have a tee shirt
(8:14:45 PM) Jon G: no, he was romney since reagan actually supported amnesty for illegals
(8:15:03 PM) Jon G: “reagan is the hero of our party and he supported amnesty” was his quote
(8:15:41 PM) Me: he did not
(8:15:48 PM) Jon G: tell that to rudy
(8:15:50 PM) Me: he said that ANYONE should be able to immigrate and become naturalized
(8:16:07 PM) Me: but that’s distinctly different than letting people in as “guest workers”
(8:16:42 PM) Jon G: god paul looks so tired
(8:16:47 PM) Me: I . . . have thought of America as a place in the divine scheme of things that was set aside as a promised land . . . [A]nd the price of admission was very simple . . . Any place in the world and any person from these places; any person with the courage, with the desire to tear up their roots, to strive for freedom, to attempt and dare to live in a strange and foreign place, to travel halfway across the world was welcome here . . . I believe that God in shedding his grace on this country has always in this divine scheme of things kept an eye on our land and guided it as a promised land for these people.
(8:16:50 PM) Me: that’s reagan
(8:16:53 PM) Me: he should
(8:16:59 PM) Jon G: hey, i didn’t say it rudy did
(8:17:01 PM) Me: he’s delivering another 1000 babies tonight
(8:17:07 PM) Me: Rudy needs to go die
(8:17:12 PM) Me: but you know what won’t kill him?
(8:17:17 PM) Jon G: gold?
(8:17:28 PM) Me: ALL THE GUNS HE GRABBED
(8:17:30 PM) Jon G: oh good, bucktooth faggot is talking now
(8:17:45 PM) Jon G: he wants to build a wall now and thinks we can do it in 1 month
(8:17:49 PM) Me: can I watch this live somewhere?
(8:17:53 PM) Jon G: channel 4
(8:18:02 PM) Me: NO KELLY IS WATCHING GAY, I MEAN ROME
(8:18:06 PM) Jon G: i love rome
(8:18:16 PM) Me: you would, boylover.
(8:19:13 PM) Jon G: http://abcnews.go.com/
(8:19:23 PM) Jon G: WOOO RON PAUL IS TALKING
(8:19:40 PM) Jon G: hahahahahhha “anyone that looks like an immagrint would need an id which opens us for a national id”
(8:19:48 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHHHA WELFARE STATE
(8:19:49 PM) Jon G: WOOOOO
(8:20:04 PM) Jon G: OH GOD MCCAINS FACE
(8:20:05 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHAHAH
(8:20:12 PM) Jon G: RON PAUL SAID HOSPITALS SHOULD NOT TREAT ILLEGALS
(8:20:23 PM) Jon G: everyone is staring at him in horror
(8:20:35 PM) Jon G: josh you should have seen mccains face
(8:20:36 PM) Me: I got it
(8:20:38 PM) Jon G: it was sheer horror
(8:20:43 PM) Me: WHAT HAPPENS IF THE HOSPITAL CLOSES?!
(8:20:46 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHA
(8:20:58 PM) Jon G: I love ron paul so much
(8:21:00 PM) Jon G: you have no idea
(8:22:32 PM) Jon G: cool i hate romney so much
(8:22:46 PM) Me: lol
(8:22:49 PM) Me: wait until it’s free
(8:23:09 PM) Jon G: I can’t wait.
(8:23:32 PM) Me: GO FRED THOMPSON
(8:23:39 PM) Me: OBAMA IS BLACK, LOCK HIM UP.
(8:23:41 PM) Jon G: he looks like he is about to die
(8:23:52 PM) Jon G: but ron’s hands seemed to be shaking a lot
(8:24:19 PM) Me: Fred is really low key
(8:24:22 PM) Me: I blame whiskye
(8:24:26 PM) Jon G: i have no doubt
(8:24:31 PM) Jon G: I HATE ANYONE THAT USES WELFARE STATE
(8:24:38 PM) Jon G: all it means is they dont understand welfare
(8:24:38 PM) Me: IT’S TRUE
(8:24:40 PM) Me: HE WANTS IT
(8:24:43 PM) Me: HE TOTALLY WANTS IT
(8:24:45 PM) Me: YOU KNOW WHY?
(8:24:59 PM) Jon G: ?
(8:25:03 PM) Me: HE’S BLACK
(8:25:08 PM) Me: MCCAIN MADE A FUNNY
(8:25:09 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha
(8:25:20 PM) Jon G: mccain looks like he got rid of the walnuts in his cheeks
(8:25:29 PM) Me: also the sun
(8:25:36 PM) Me: he looks like a cave fish
(8:25:48 PM) Me: I think I saw one of them once – I was horrified it had a seat on senate.
(8:26:26 PM) Jon G: god i hate rudy
(8:26:38 PM) Jon G: every time he talks i get angry
(8:26:43 PM) Me: Yeah
(8:26:49 PM) Me: he also looks like he needs a red armband
(8:26:53 PM) Me: and a sexy hat
(8:26:54 PM) Jon G: when has obama said he would raise taxes you fucking moron rudy
(8:27:00 PM) Jon G: i just want to hit him
(8:27:22 PM) Me: IN IOWA
(8:27:44 PM) Me: They asked him “how are you going to pay for all this” and he said “our spenocrat masters think we should raise taxes”
(8:28:11 PM) Me: ohhh huckabee thefting the ron paul platform
(8:28:14 PM) Jon G: i know
(8:28:17 PM) Me: also guiliani is drawing a penis
(8:28:30 PM) Jon G: hahahahahaha i think hte republicans know they are fucked so hard
(8:28:41 PM) Jon G: mainly because obama actually got the youth vote
(8:28:48 PM) Me: I doubt that, I think people are incredibly scared of a one party government
(8:28:54 PM) Me: I’m not voting for him
(8:28:57 PM) Me: I’m young
(8:29:05 PM) Jon G: you are almost above 25
(8:29:05 PM) Me: I’m voting for Fred Thompson, he appeals to me
(8:29:13 PM) Me: Dude I’m 26
(8:29:19 PM) Jon G: hahahahha even better
(8:29:31 PM) Me: WHO LET SCARECROW INTO THIS DEBATE?
(8:29:34 PM) Me: Ooops it’s ron paul
(8:29:35 PM) Jon G: but obama is drawing in the 18-25s that did no not normally vote
(8:29:52 PM) Me: don’t you mean ron paul?
(8:29:58 PM) Me: rEVOLution!
(8:30:06 PM) Jon G: no, obama has a much greater support base among young
(8:30:13 PM) Jon G: oh good income tax bullshit
(8:30:16 PM) Me: when’s the last time you saw an obama blimp?
(8:30:30 PM) Me: a blimp is a thing for young people (before they learn enough history to know about Hitler’s airship)
(8:30:35 PM) Jon G: HAHAHAHHAHA FREE MARKET ECONOMICS

Not even austria uses the austrian school of economics
(8:30:45 PM) Me: FREE MARKET ECONOMICS. THE POOR CAN BUY THEIR WAY INTO THE MIDDLE CLASS.
(8:30:45 PM) Jon G: god ron paul is a huge idiot
(8:30:57 PM) Me: I’m doing shots every time he brings up economics.
(8:31:16 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahaha i am just drinking heavily
(8:31:21 PM) Me: WTF kind of question is that aside of “yes”
(8:31:26 PM) Me: oh please more ron paul
(8:31:37 PM) Me: OH PLEASE TALK ABOUT GOLD.
(8:31:42 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:43 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:43 PM) Me: YES
(8:31:46 PM) Me: OH GOD I CAME
(8:31:50 PM) Jon G: uhh no oil wasn’t 27 a barrel
(8:31:57 PM) Jon G: oh here it comes
(8:32:20 PM) Jon G: damn i didn’t hear gold mentioned
(8:32:32 PM) Jon G: you have to remind me when paul is on
(8:32:32 PM) Me: Thompson is getting his rubber stamp, he’s going to do some paperwork
(8:32:42 PM) Me: Dude check my away message
(8:32:44 PM) Jon G: he’s reading his script for the new law and order movie
(8:32:44 PM) Me: click the link
(8:32:49 PM) Jon G: i have it on tv
(8:32:56 PM) Me: he’s got nothing better to do while paul is on TV, might as well
(8:33:11 PM) Jon G: oh shit, mccain just committed suicide
(8:33:20 PM) Me: ON WHAT?
(8:33:29 PM) Jon G: he admitted we have aproblem with global warming
(8:33:46 PM) Jon G: time for him to run as a independent
(8:33:48 PM) Me: yeah that’s not too much of a core problem in the party
(8:34:05 PM) Me: THOMPSON TALKS ABOUT FREE MARKET ECONOMICS
(8:34:27 PM) Jon G: hahahahahah free market economics=austrian school of economics=huge joke among actual economics
(8:34:38 PM) Me: I LOVE THOMPSON
(8:34:41 PM) Me: I WOULD HAVE HIS BABIES
(8:34:47 PM) Me: He talks about oil and politics
(8:34:57 PM) Me: And he’s like “Chinese india chinese africa”
(8:35:59 PM) Me: AAAAARGH GUILIANI
(8:36:01 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahha france is kicking our ass
(8:36:01 PM) Me: PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
(8:36:10 PM) Me: “We need to do energy like a man on the moon”
(8:36:21 PM) Me: Chiner?
(8:36:25 PM) Me: what country is chiner?
(8:36:26 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahaha i hope ron paul replies to this
(8:36:36 PM) Jon G: jersey accent
(8:36:57 PM) Jon G: hahahahahahahahahahahahha what the hell did huckabee just say?
(8:37:08 PM) Me: He said something about making nuclear bombs
(8:37:12 PM) Jon G: the new electric cars get the equivelent of over 150 mpg
(8:37:22 PM) Me: I have a car that can do 100 miles to the gallon – THE PRIUS
(8:37:26 PM) Me: GO SEND YOUR MONEY TO JAPAN ASSHOLE
(8:37:29 PM) Jon G: i know
(8:37:50 PM) Me: 2010 is going to be the fucking apocalypse. Mitsubishi has an all electric car that comes with a GENERATOR THE SIZE OF A LUNCHBOX.
(8:37:54 PM) Me: A FUCKING LUNCHBOX
(8:38:03 PM) Jon G: oh god i just came
(8:38:42 PM) Me: Awww, I just got a Romney hug, I feel good with him being all inclusive.
(8:39:29 PM) Me: TELL RON PAUL NOT TO TOUCH MY CANDIDATE
(8:39:37 PM) Me: HE TOUCHED THOMPSON
(8:40:23 PM) Me: Haha, Obama was at the back
(8:40:27 PM) Me: OF THE STAGE
(8:40:31 PM) Jon G: yeah suck on obama
(8:40:42 PM) Jon G: he is going to destroy you guys
(8:40:47 PM) Me: oh please
(8:40:55 PM) Me: the bible belt gives him the nigga vote?
(8:41:09 PM) Me: (Hell I’ll vote for him if it comes down to guiliani or him)
(8:41:32 PM) Jon G: hahahahaha iowa is white as it gets
(8:41:43 PM) Jon G: plus bible belt is normally repub
(8:42:17 PM) Me: IOWA is a bit north for the bible belt